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Requester Information

Date of Submission
Month
Day
Year

Object Details

Estimated Date of Loss
Month
Day
Year
Is there reason to believe the object has become sentient while lost?
Yes
No

(Please note: self-aware objects may invoke their right to remain misplaced under Clause 17(b) of the Autonomous Artifacts Accord, nullifying any active or future recovery requests.)

Circumstances of Loss (Check All That Apply)

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Please allow up to three business decades for processing.


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Filing Method(s)
Processing Clerk
Roland Taperson
Paige Stapleton
Doc Letterman
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